Preparing to defend Belgium against Russian annexation?

In a BBC Newsbeat report today …

Royal Marines train US forces in Arctic over fears of Russian aggression

British Royal Marines are training their American counterparts in Arctic warfare for the first time.

The new Arctic training for US marines is happening in an area the size of Belgium.

The article does not explain why the training zone is the size of Belgium, but consider what happened to the Crimea, which is often reported as “a territory about the size of Belgium“.

“Canada Just Protected A Rainforest Twice The Size Of Belgium”

The title is in quotes because they are taken from  a headline in The Huffington Post.

The article continues “Environmentalists are hailing the Canadian government’s landmark deal to protect 85 percent of the Great Bear Rainforest in British Columbia from logging and development — an area more than twice the size of Belgium.”

It is remarkable how yet again we see a multiple of Belgium being used when the 6.4 million hectares being protected are close to the actual size of Latvia or Sri Lanka.


Is “the size of Belgium” derogatory?

I have previously asserted that there is nothing derogatory in  comparing something to the size of Belgium (or any other country).  However yesterday’s opinion piece in The Guardian makes this surprising claim …

Seen from China or India, the difference between the UK and Belgium is a rounding error: 0.87% of world population versus 0.15%. But this is not at all how Britain sees itself – consider the popular derogatory expression “a country the size of Belgium”

The author does not provide any supporting examples of derogatory use and although there may be some examples, the majority of comparisons with the size of Belgium relate to either:

  • a measure of area
  • an exaggerative simile such as “I woke this morning with a hangover the size of Belgium”.

Area of Indonesia assigned to coal mining

Environment360, an online magazine, is from an American university, was written by a journalist based in Vietnam, about Indonesia. However the measurement used was, once again, Belgium.

“about 16 million acres of land were set aside for coal mining in East and South Kalimantan provinces in 2010 — an area twice the size of Belgium”

There are countries that are roughly twice the size of Belgium and could have been used (Latvia, Togo, Croatia), but Belgium is once again considered the standard.

Canadian Politician “Malsizes” Belgium

Only a few days after my previous post, here is someone else who has “malsized” Belgium by 50%.

Canadian politician Arthur Green made  an election speech, in the political district called Mission-Matsqui-Fraser Canyon Riding in British Columbia.  The district is 21,000 sq km, while Belgium is 50% larger at 30,000 sq km.

Nevertheless, Mr Green ignored the more accurate choices of Israel or El Salvador as his measurement.

Green described the riding as the “size of Belgium,” but pointed out that 86 per cent of the constituents reside in Mission and Matsqui, and that is where he would primarily be focused.


“Malsizing” Belgium

Authors sometimes choose Belgium as a comparison even when it is the wrong size by a large margin. Is this a genuine miscalculation? Or laziness?

This example from the London Evening Standard mentions the Pacaya Samiria National Reserve in Peru — which the author claims is “an area the size of Belgium”.

The Pacaya Samiria National Reserve is 20,800 sq km. Belgium is another 50% larger at 30,500 sq km. In fact there are more than 20 countries the author could have chosen which are a closer match than Belgium. Israel or Slovenia would be the best comparisons. Perhaps the author intended to type Belize (23,000 sq km) but typed Belgium by mistake.


The weight of Belgium is 485 million tonnes ?

A study by the European Commission’s Joint Research Centre enables us to compute the weight of Belgium. They say …

“water erodes 970 million tonnes of soil every year in the EU.  This would mean a one metre-depth loss of soil from an area corresponding to the size of the city of Berlin, or a one centimetre loss from an area twice the size of Belgium. “

So, if 1 centimetre of soil covering  2 x Belgium weighs 970 million tonnes then the weight of Belgium (the top centimetre only!)  is 485 million tonnes.

Actually the JRC figures don’t quite add up as they imply that Belgium is 50 times the size of Berlin.  Belgium is 30,524 sq km, whereas Berlin is 892 sq km so the ratio is not 50:1 but 34:1. This means that 1 meter of soil over Berlin would in fact cover three times the size of Belgium, not twice the size (assuming 1cm depth of soil).